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Alex Shifman's avatar

Thank you for reviving the art of Midwestern Jewish sexual anxiety. Bellow would be proud.

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Will Boucher's avatar

my work here is done 🫡

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Annie Hendrix's avatar

Get it, Bruce.

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Caroline Osella (they/them)'s avatar

This got me entering a world unknown - never knew any cubers. Sad that Bruce lost his shot at high school glory and his bodily freedom in one tragic cotton tracksuit incident.

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Will Boucher's avatar

I didn’t know any cubers either. Bruce made me do some research for this one and it is a fascinating world.

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Bob Graham's avatar

God the anxiety of this one. Soooo good.

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Will Boucher's avatar

thanks Bob! Bruce is an anxious boy for sure

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troy adkins's avatar

poor bruster. you are 1st place in our hearts

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Caitriana NicNeacail's avatar

Awwww Bruce... I didn't know Rubik's cube competitions were a thing until now.

Great writing, Will!

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Will Boucher's avatar

thanks Caitriana!

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Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

Terrific. This one fits nicely in your best of collection.

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Sandolore Sykes's avatar

Those are big words!

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Will Boucher's avatar

thanks Sean <3

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Nick Buchheit's avatar

Penis don’t play games. They come erect.

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