by Ian Patterson
My god, excellent work
🍅🍅🍅
Genuinely sensual and then you shot me. This is awesome
I hate it when that happens…
Made you feel some sort of way about ketchup 🍅
And I prefer mustard…
Not anymore!
More of a mayo guy really, but ya know it just doesn't hit the same for most people to say “sexy mayo”
No honestly it wouldn’t be hard to make mayo sexy. It’s a thick, tangy, creamy substance made from eggs. The fact that you did it with KETCHUP is much more impressive
Very good Ian!
Thanks Nuno!
Holy hell, easily one of the weirdest POVs I’ve read in a while. 10/10 loved every second
Yeeesss
filthy beast! - Excellent work. I want to wash my ketchup anus now.
Incredible Ian! Loved this one. I felt deeply squeezed from within the bottle. We are all but condiments making sense of viscous fluids.
Damn. I get why this was in the top. Great POV choice that captures our beautiful fragile humanity from the perspective of Ketchup. Bravo, Ian. Bravo.
Thanks Nick!
I loved this so much. *chef's kiss*
I care more about this ketchup than I will my first born child
Inside this ketchup is that vital tangy sweetness inside all of us 🍅
Bravo! This is exquisite.
Thank you!
Smut, existential questioning, with slices of humanity AND a thriller in the background? This has it all with brio, congratulations my friend
Thank you 🙏🙏🙏
My god, excellent work
🍅🍅🍅
Genuinely sensual and then you shot me. This is awesome
I hate it when that happens…
Made you feel some sort of way about ketchup 🍅
And I prefer mustard…
Not anymore!
More of a mayo guy really, but ya know it just doesn't hit the same for most people to say “sexy mayo”
No honestly it wouldn’t be hard to make mayo sexy. It’s a thick, tangy, creamy substance made from eggs. The fact that you did it with KETCHUP is much more impressive
Very good Ian!
Thanks Nuno!
Holy hell, easily one of the weirdest POVs I’ve read in a while. 10/10 loved every second
Yeeesss
filthy beast! - Excellent work. I want to wash my ketchup anus now.
Incredible Ian! Loved this one. I felt deeply squeezed from within the bottle. We are all but condiments making sense of viscous fluids.
Damn. I get why this was in the top. Great POV choice that captures our beautiful fragile humanity from the perspective of Ketchup. Bravo, Ian. Bravo.
Thanks Nick!
I loved this so much. *chef's kiss*
I care more about this ketchup than I will my first born child
Inside this ketchup is that vital tangy sweetness inside all of us 🍅
Bravo! This is exquisite.
Thank you!
Smut, existential questioning, with slices of humanity AND a thriller in the background? This has it all with brio, congratulations my friend
Thank you 🙏🙏🙏