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Caroline Osella   (they/them)'s avatar

My god, excellent work

M.A. Knight's avatar

Genuinely sensual and then you shot me. This is awesome

Sandolore Sykes's avatar

I hate it when that happens…

Ian Patterson's avatar

Made you feel some sort of way about ketchup 🍅

M.A. Knight's avatar

And I prefer mustard…

Ian Patterson's avatar

More of a mayo guy really, but ya know it just doesn't hit the same for most people to say “sexy mayo”

M.A. Knight's avatar

No honestly it wouldn’t be hard to make mayo sexy. It’s a thick, tangy, creamy substance made from eggs. The fact that you did it with KETCHUP is much more impressive

Nuno Pinto's avatar

Very good Ian!

Brent Robbins's avatar

Holy hell, easily one of the weirdest POVs I’ve read in a while. 10/10 loved every second

Nick Winney's avatar

filthy beast! - Excellent work. I want to wash my ketchup anus now.

Trevor Cohen's avatar

Incredible Ian! Loved this one. I felt deeply squeezed from within the bottle. We are all but condiments making sense of viscous fluids.

Nick Buchheit's avatar

Damn. I get why this was in the top. Great POV choice that captures our beautiful fragile humanity from the perspective of Ketchup. Bravo, Ian. Bravo.

Eira Brand's avatar

I loved this so much. *chef's kiss*

Will Boucher's avatar

I care more about this ketchup than I will my first born child

Ian Patterson's avatar

Inside this ketchup is that vital tangy sweetness inside all of us 🍅

Rosie B's avatar

Bravo! This is exquisite.

Saint-Lazare's avatar

Smut, existential questioning, with slices of humanity AND a thriller in the background? This has it all with brio, congratulations my friend

Ian Patterson's avatar

Thank you 🙏🙏🙏